1. “I didn’t fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” ― Benjamin Franklin
2. “One had to cram all this stuff into one’s mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year.”- Albert Einstein
3. “I should have liked to be asked to say what I knew. They always tried to ask what I did not know. When I would have willingly displayed my knowledge, they sought to expose my ignorance. This sort of treatment had only one result: I did not do well in examinations” – Winston S. Churchill
4. “What the teachers understand, students never understand and in the paper what we want them to understand they never understand so, apparently, students and teachers are like withstanding married couples with misunderstanding.” ― Himmilicious
5. Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.” ― Terry Pratchett
6. In a British University, a final exam question on Business was:
“Define what risk is”.
The shortest answer ever at one word was :
“This.”
The student handed the essay in and got 100%.”
― Anonymous
7. The only problem i had with literature that I simply couldn’t figure out was that the correct answer was the first thing that comes to your mind after reading the question, the most obvious one.
I can only blame math for that.” ― Blin Varfi
8. “During the engineering exams we only need ink in our pen, nothing else is needed to answer the question paper.”
― Prashant Gupta
9. Exams test your memory, life tests your learning; others will test your patience.” ― Fennel Hudson
10. “N.B. – Do not on any account attempt to write on both sides of the paper at once.” ― W.C. Sellar
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